Friday, 13 January 2012

Birth of a giant

Some 25 years ago a boy in a beard attempted to make a film about samurai, imperialism and rebellion, and robots, the film was Star Wars and the hairy youth was George Lucas. For his shiny new film Mr Lucas wanted lots of spaceships and aliens, but rather than spend all his time in the basement making these things himself, he created his own special effects company, Industrial Light and Magic, to construct these visual wonders.  After the release of Star Wars, while playgrounds everywhere were rife with imaginary lightsabre duels, ILM created its own off-shoot company, tasked with the development of computer effects. But due to financial difficulties he experienced later Lucas decided to sell on his SFX off shoot, passing it on to Apple founder Steve Jobs for $5 million, with a further $5 million being injected my Jobbs into the company, now known as Pixar.
Pixar at this time mainly dealt in high end hardware, probably why Jobbs was interested, but it also had a small animation division headed by former Disney employee John Lasseter. Their initial animations where designed to showcase the company’s hardware, but after poor sales of these products,  Lasseter’s division, in an effort to help pay the bills, began making commercials for such brands as Tropicana and Listerine, as well as inserts for Sesame Street. Pixar’s branching out was to be their making, it would eventually lead them into a three movie deal with Disney, and the rest is history.
In 1995 the world’s first computer generated feature film was produced, and the rest was history…that’s pretty poor writing using the same phrase at the tail end of two concurring sentences, but then Id woznt no gud at skool en stuff.

Toy Story was a phenomenon, and for anyone who's been living in cave since the early nineties, followed the misadventures of a group of toys, headed by a cowboy named Woody voiced by Tom Hanks, who at the time was Hollywood’s golden boy, having won best actor Oscars the two previous years with Philadelphia and Forest Gump respectively.
The second of the Pixar/Disney three movie deal came in the form of A Bug’s Life, a film while entertaining never came close to the brilliance of its predecessor. It was also the start of a trend of DreamWorks Animations and Pixar releasing films of a similar theme, in this first instance with DreamWorks releasing Antz a month before A Bug’s Life. While having nearly twice the budget, Antz only earned half as much as A Bug’s Life, and unfortunately while being far superior to Pixar’s effort is also often forgotten by most people, but I will always be its champion.
Next came a direct to video sequel to Toy Story, imaginatively titled Toy Story 2, which was later bumped up to a theatrical release, a fact which, in Pixar's view completed their contract, but Adolf Disney didn't agree. In Disney’s view it didn't qualify as the third movie of their deal with Pixar. A disagreement which saw Pixar attempt to distance themselves from Disney slightly once the deal was done with Monsters Inc. Their three following films, The Incredibles, Cars and Finding Nemo were produced entirely by Pixar, with Disney only distributing the films. A trend that was set to continue with Ratatouille, that was until Mr Jobs sold the company to Disney.
Ratatouille also marks what is currently my favourite period of Pixar, a period which includes their subsequent films Wall-E, Up and Toy Story 3 which, fact fans, is currently the highest grossing animated film of all time, as well as being only the third animated film to be nominated for the Academy Award for Best Picture, the previous two being Disney’s Beauty & The Beast, and Pixar’s Up.

But all good things must come to an end, as did this glorious run, screeching to a halt  with a sequel to Cars. Cars 2 is essentially a spy movie, consisting of two tried and tested movie elements. The first being that of mistaken identity and the second, the classic embarrassing friend, who’s eventually excepted for who they are regardless of what the rest of the world think. The friend in question is Mater, the idiot tow truck, who in the sequel takes a more central role, skidding out from behind the bland shadow of the originals lead, Lightening McQueen. For all my bellyaching it was fairly entertaining, though just as weak as its predecessor. The Japanese airline being called  Sam-Air-ai was probably my favourite moment in the film, which I suppose doesn’t say much does it, if a 5 second sight gag was the highlight.
To be honest I was surprised when I first found out that they were planning a sequel to what in my opinion is one of the worst Pixar offerings, a view which is obviously shared by the ten people who voted in the poll recently posted on this very blog, which had a Bug’s Life, Cars & Cars 2 not receiving a single vote.
Hopefully Pixar can redeem themselves with the upcoming Brave and Monsters Inc. prequel, Monster University.

Sunday, 1 January 2012

Movie Highs and Cinematic Lows of 2011

As I did last year, I’m gonna give you a rundown of what I consider to be the best and worst films of my movie year, and when I say my year that’s what I mean, not necessarily the year’s new cinema or DVD releases, but films that I saw for the first time in 2011. The majority of the entrants in the best & worst I have talked about before so I won’t go on about them too much.
Best
5. Buried (2010) – Ryan Reynolds buried alive, for some a wish fulfilled, but certainly a cracking film.

4.  Attack the block (2011) - The Directorial debut of Joe Cornish, otherwise known as one half of comedy pairing Adam & Joe. The film follows the exploits of a gang of youths from a London council estate, and how they react to an alien invasion.

3.  Summer wars (2009) – Japanese anime from Mamoru Hosoda who's previous credits include The Girl Who Leapt Through Time and Digimon: The Movie.
2.  Submarine (2010) – Another British directorial debut, this time from Richard Ayoade, and again a man most known for TV comedy, in this case playing the character Moss in the series The I.T. Crowd.

1.  Let the right one in (2008) – Swedish adaptation of the book of the same name, which was then remade by those filthy Americans.

Worst
5.  The hudsucker proxy (1994) or A serious Man (2009)  - not sure which one was worse, but they both deserve a mention, basically I bought a box set of seven Coen Brothers films, which I thought was worth £15, after watching some of them I’m not so sure. A Serious Man was just boring nothing really happens, and just when it starts to get interesting it ends, and The Hudsucker Proxy while having what would be an interesting plot, is filled with the most annoying characters ever put on film, and this is from somebody who wants to reach into the screen and punch Will Ferrell in face at evry sighting, the worst offender being the bell hop, who makes Pee-Wee Herman look like Patrick Stewart.

4.   A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) – Hollywood destroys another franchise with this monstrosity; the new Freddy has no personality, and neither does anyone else. You sit there willing Freddy to kill everyone, and quickly so you can stop watching this tripe as soon as possible, with the hopeful climax of Freddy offing himself so we don’t have to sit through a sequel.

3.  Thunderbirds (2004) – A painful live action version of the Gerry Anderson puppet classic. For every brilliant Ben Kingsley film there is an equally shit one, for every Ghandi there is a Thunderbirds.

2.  Cyborg (1989) up until about two weeks ago this held the top spot of my year’s worst movies. Basically incoherent Jean Claude Van Damme sci-fi kung-Fu bollocks. Its got all the quality of a student film.

1.  Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer and the Island of misfit toys (2001) – This sneaked into the top spot at the last minute, appearing on Day 4 of The 12 Days of Christmas Movies Challenge. Not only does this have the honour of being the worst Christmas movie I’ve ever seen, and for anyone that’s sat through Santa Who? or Meet the Santas will know this to be a particular achievement, but it also wins this year’s number one spot, and on to my top ten worst films ever. I could actually feel my brain melting.              

Let The Right One InTrailer